Random thoughts for a Wednesday

Amber posted this on her blog a few months back and like her, I laughed and could relate to almost every single one of these. Thank you Amber for bringing humor to my hump day! :)

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
(Seriously!! I hate that I cant fold this perfectly)

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
(I only use it for my signature)

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5.
I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that
you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

13. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

14. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? ) but when I immediately call
back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the
phone and run away? (Kelley and Amanda are the worst at this)

15. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of
importance the entire day. What a waste. (And when you don't look your best you run into some one you haven't seen in forever)

16. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they
call.

17. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

18. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay. (AMEN)